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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TIL I'm an Instagram model.

It's not hard to eat vegetables. Know how long it takes to open a can of beans you fat bitch?

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[–] rompele 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Seriously. How hard it is to open up some spinach and rinse it??

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[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I actually eat a ton of vegetables because I'm too lazy a lot to cook anything else. I love the steam-in-bag ones. I can even take them to work & eat them right out of the bag. You know, prep like a HotPocket, eat like chips

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I do that with Uncle Ben's rice when I can't be arsed to make a pot. 90 seconds and done.

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[–] misanthropiclez 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

unless she is goat that lives in and eats off of the scattered remnants of an apocalyptic landfill, she has no excuse for not doing these things

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You would think it was physically painful to eat vegetables and that we only do it for the benefit of others by the way they talk. I eat vegetables and take care of myself because it feels good. If it pleases others, that is merely a happy bi-product. Nothing could make me hate myself like going days without bathing, living off junk food, and never leaving the couch. For people who go on and on about self-care, they sure do love to ignore the basics.

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[–] Rimmon ago 

I'm a poor male pseudo alcoholic pothead who manages to lift, eat vegetables, have a skin care routine and smell good. How fucking fucked up do you have to get to neglect these things?

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[–] purpleflamingo ago 

Wait, I just ate celery and carrots...am I supposed to be taking a selfie for Instagram right now?

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[–] RemoveOverfats ago 

MFW when smell good, eat vegetables and take care of skin but no instagram model millions, must be anti male sexism.