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[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, cause eating veggies is such an unusual thing.

Man I could go for some steamed broccoli now

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[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dude those three things are easy and take no time at all. Jesus H. Christ.

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[–] 10306473? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Way to lower the bar. Eating vegetables and grooming yourself is not some unrealistic expectation, it's common decency.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I eat veggies. I have a skin 'care routine' (lotion). I wear nice smelling products. I'm a super normal dude who happens to live in a desert. I definitely don't have a instaham account or blog about my morning pushups lol.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Apparently you are now a full time IG model despite not having an account. And me as well, and just about any other shitlord. We're all famous guys!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Samesies :)

Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Indeed, we should probably start a fitness vlog or something haha

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.

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[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.