[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.
[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Samesies :)
Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!
[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.
[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."
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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.
[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)
[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?
I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?
And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?
[–] rompele ago
Replace 'chicken' with two slices of cake, and it would be correct.