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[–] fathatersball 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So she's admitting she smells like shit and eats garbage and doesn't take care of herself?

I thought they were all beautiful healthy eaters that just happened to be fat? What happened to that narrative?

And what's wrong with vegetables??? Why can't they eat vegetables? Do they eat chicken with a side of cupcakes or what?

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[–] rompele ago 

Replace 'chicken' with two slices of cake, and it would be correct.

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[–] noot_sloot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

what the fuck. skincare routines and eating vegetables, and not smelling bad aren't real? and you know this chick isn't talking about smelling bad after a workout.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I eat veggies. I have a skin 'care routine' (lotion). I wear nice smelling products. I'm a super normal dude who happens to live in a desert. I definitely don't have a instaham account or blog about my morning pushups lol.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Apparently you are now a full time IG model despite not having an account. And me as well, and just about any other shitlord. We're all famous guys!

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[–] Lurkerontheroof 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Samesies :)

Looks like we're just amazingly unrealistically fantastic unicorns eh!

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[–] Naught405 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Indeed, we should probably start a fitness vlog or something haha

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[–] ChocoRainVanillaIce 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Apparently not, 99% of Instagram models are tubs of lard nowadays.

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[–] 10306473? 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Way to lower the bar. Eating vegetables and grooming yourself is not some unrealistic expectation, it's common decency.

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[–] MayorBelgoody 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

We've gone from "defined abs 1 month after giving birth is unrealistic" to "smelling good is unrealistic."

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[–] GrammarStalinist 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've joked with our subvoat's Verified Trophy Wife that being thin, fit, and friendly meets the "trophy wife" bar these days.

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[–] SteffwithanF 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Huh, TIL I can also be a Trophy Wife. Plus, I have all my teeth, a distinction in the South. Excuse me while I inform the hubs of his good fortune ;)