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I'm selling magic stones for $5 that do even better. They protect your marriage AND protect you from rampaging elephants as well. And I can prove they work too. I have a whole stockpile of them in my closet and ever since then there have been absolutely 0 rampaging elephant attacks anywhere near my property.
Tired of forking over 10% tithing to the Pope? Why can't an all-powerful deity pay his own damn mortgage? Forsake your expensive God! Buy a Bullshit Stone now!
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I'm selling magic stones for $5 that do even better. They protect your marriage AND protect you from rampaging elephants as well. And I can prove they work too. I have a whole stockpile of them in my closet and ever since then there have been absolutely 0 rampaging elephant attacks anywhere near my property.
Tired of forking over 10% tithing to the Pope? Why can't an all-powerful deity pay his own damn mortgage? Forsake your expensive God! Buy a Bullshit Stone now!