[–] Morbo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That's one of the parts I miss most. It was always easy to slip out for a while to smoke and avoid a social situation. I also find it hard to celebrate a successful accomplishment like solving a difficult problem or nailing an impossible task without a cigarette to top it off. Damn those things have power and magic to them. Once I'm old enough to no longer be of much use to anyone I might just take it up again and go out for my last years as a cool person again.
[–] tanukihat ago
I use cigarettes for the free 5 minute break every hour at work. When other employees complain, I just tell them they could take up smoking too.
[–] Morbo ago
Just tell them taking up smoking will make them cool and they get hourly breaks for being cool.