[–] 10218400? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
More of a metaphorical clock, but you can find a pretty comprehensive list of terror attacks here. https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30
[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We are having to reset it every few hours now at this point.
I expect shit again to happen before september begins
[–] aria_taint 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
CNN is reporting that Donald Trump is responsible.
[–] CarbonBasedLifeform 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
We'll probably never untangle his motives... /s
[–] Yiddie_Kikelberg 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The grapevine tells it was a snackbar. State owned fake news predictably tells it's too early to tell if it's terrorism.
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Place your bets here, folks!
Was it a ginger buddhist monk or a puerto rican skinhead?
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[–] Justsomeone 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You racist!
You know damn well it was the Mennonites, they are not the same!
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Those damn Amish. Making their way to Finland without the use of any technology.
[–] novictim 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
My bet is on a group of retired piano teachers upset that all their new pupils are foreign migrants who don't give a shit about taking the "free", state-sponsored, piano tutoring seriously.
You can only take so much banging on the keys and defecating on the pianist's bench before you snap. This kind of attack was long overdue.
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How would you know all of this?
Unless... Unless... YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!
[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I actually knew a Puerto Rican skinhead. He was half German but still...
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can you account firmly for his whereabouts at the time of the attack?
[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It happened in Turku so I'm going with a Turk.
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Turk U, man.