[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pretty sure Finns aren't having that shit.
[–] lurklurk 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Well, the reaction of onlookers was pretty hilarious when compared to united kingdom knife attacks. The guy with the knife got mob of angry finnish men instantly after him and police pretty much saved him from being beaten to death. Here's some eyewitness reports terrorist mobbed, it's in finnish so you'll need translator.
[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We are having to reset it every few hours now at this point.
I expect shit again to happen before september begins
[–] 10218400? 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
More of a metaphorical clock, but you can find a pretty comprehensive list of terror attacks here. https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/attacks/attacks.aspx?Yr=Last30
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Place your bets here, folks!
Was it a ginger buddhist monk or a puerto rican skinhead?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You racist!
You know damn well it was the Mennonites, they are not the same!
[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Those damn Amish. Making their way to Finland without the use of any technology.
[–] RevDrStrangelove 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I actually knew a Puerto Rican skinhead. He was half German but still...
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Can you account firmly for his whereabouts at the time of the attack?
[–] novictim 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
My bet is on a group of retired piano teachers upset that all their new pupils are foreign migrants who don't give a shit about taking the "free", state-sponsored, piano tutoring seriously.
You can only take so much banging on the keys and defecating on the pianist's bench before you snap. This kind of attack was long overdue.
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
How would you know all of this?
Unless... Unless... YOU ARE ONE OF THEM!
[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
It happened in Turku so I'm going with a Turk.
[–] Justsomeone 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Turk U, man.