[–] wellbespoke [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This thing is honestly so disgusting I'm astonished it's delusional enough to think that anybody would be interested in its crotch. All i hear is ree ree SJW tumblr ree.
[–] Obeastiality 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Looks like the brown, fat version of that guy from Portlandia.
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[–] SteffwithanF ago
Someone playing "guess the gender" duh
[–] DarkStar88 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Unless maybe it's a trans-mayo and the guy was looking for a tell-tale bulge?
[–] pacobell ago
I agree. I think it's a trans-fat and the owner was trying to find any way to identify what it was.
Spoiler: it wasn't human.
[–] NewWorld ago
She probably pissed herself, sweat all over herself, or was emitting some horrifying odor. Possibly all three. The guy looked around and determined the source but was too polite to make a comment. How that became sexual in her twisted mind I have no idea. I've been checked out plenty and never once have I noticed a guy staring directly at my crotch. Breasts, ass, legs, mouth, shoulder/neck, even feet but not vagina. Men tend to intentionally avoid staring at that body part because there's no plausible explanation if they're caught.
[–] Egggs 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
I know what kind of dude checks out crotch. The kind that's already "checked out" the fridge, freezer and deep fryer trying to find the source of the stench in his establishment.