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[–] NSFWenly 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You know what would make them feel sexy all the time? Being thin.

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I just spent some time in the hospital of a town called Telford in England visiting my step-grandfather.

I'll save the obeast horror stories for another post but, being thin, I felt like a fucking male model up there. I'd just driven 300 miles, hadn't showered (was a bit of an emergency) and looked like shit, but was still more attractive than anyone I saw. And I thought people were getting fat in the South!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

More fats putting the cart before the horse ... or in this case, the cow. You don't get to buy some underwear and decide that you are sexy because you are wearing them. I could put those same clothes on an actual cow, and although they might be a little loose, they would make the point that the cow doesn't become sexy because it's wearing the clothes. Sexy is a body shape regardless of how much you don't want it to be. You attain the sexy body type and then you buy the clothes designed to flatter that body type. You don't get to lower the standards because you are too lazy to meet them.

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[–] probablyadragon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Even the least fat one should have bought an industrial pair of full-body spanx for that dress, or at least dressed for the haggard mom-of-75 look.

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[–] prairiegirl 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

So to be a real woman, I have to have saggy tits, jiggly arms, gelatinous midsection, cellulite-laden tree trunk legs, and a distorted flabby face? Is that what these abominations are trying to tell me?

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yep. If you don't have those things you are officially a fake woman. Counterfeit. Spurious.

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[–] FickleFlame107 1 point 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

You forgot stomach hair.