0
2

[–] issueninja 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I love a story that starts out, "Ponesha, Johniesha, Lauteshia, and Brittany were driving around Missouri one night when they had to pull over because of a flat tire..."

0
1

[–] Thisismyvoatusername [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Modern day fairly tales. Those are like princess names, right?

0
2

[–] Markb63 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ralf and the 4hos.

0
4

[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

'Escort' implies a certain level of hooker above the street walker level. Those 4 look like used up street walkers.

1
6

[–] Heliarc 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Deputies say Ralph Cross, 55, of Wilson City, wound up paying for his act of kindness Tuesday with a bullet to the back.

No, Ralphy boy took 4 black hookers back to his house to spend the night with him, and received a posthumous Darwin award.