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[–] 10063505? 2 points 1 point (+3|-2) ago 

You're better than that. C'mon brah...

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[–] 10063537? [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I know, I feel a bit bad. And one of the shits was kind of wet and mixed with grass... Definitely not proud. It was entirely my fault, I will not blame a stressful and enraging day at work, or the alcohol I drank. It's on me, 100%.

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[–] 10063756? ago 

I've done worse. I keyed a guys vehicle that parked in my spot. Not just the door. The whole thing everywhere. Got away with it too. I didn't feel good about it but I got over it and I'm never doing it again. Not getting busted helped me get over it...

Next time leave a note that says "You just had dog shit thrown on your car by a man"

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[–] 10063722? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Sometimes the only way to get through to someone who is full of shit is by using literal shit.

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[–] 10063627? [S] ago 

Fight club. Would you be so nice as to explain what you mean by that?

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[–] 10063707? 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Thank you foe your service to the community!

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[–] 10063959? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Pic or I didn't happen. I want to believe!

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[–] 10063984? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I didn't take any. If it's still there next time I walk my dog I'll take a picture.

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[–] 10064014? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Scrub the EXIF data if you do.

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[–] 10064086? 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Order a sticker that says "in a car built by a man." Super glue that bitch on her car next to her existing sticker.

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[–] 10064099? 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I'm disappointed, anon. Don't misunderstand I'm not saying you're the worst person on Earth, I just hope you'll grow from this.

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[–] 10064169? [S] 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I agree. This is the kind of shit we condemn liberals for. We should not stoop to their level.

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[–] 10066065? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And you're the kind of whiny bitch that let's them keep winning.

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[–] 10064293? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The kind of person that would derive sick pleasure from imagining "cis-white " males fuming with rage

It would seem that you fed right in to her desire?

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[–] 10064308? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I did think of it but, hear me out... She will have some pleasure from it in one hand and will have to clean disgusting dog shit from her car in the other. I think one more than cancels out the other.

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[–] 10064663? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did you push any into the vent intakes just under the front windshield? That will ensure maximum shit smell for a long time.

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[–] 10064693? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I did not. Good to know.

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