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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] cikemung 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

NOPE. You can't make me look....
Don't want to lose my lunch!!!

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[–] theironneverlies ago 

smarter than I, I only got about 10 seconds in though. Fuck that, had to ask my girl for eye bleach.

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[–] Hellad0pe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The blob-ish shape with fat overhangs in abnormap places WHILE STANDING...how is this praisable? Chugging a bottle of water? Should people be praised for gettingout of bed in the morning?

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[–] whoahson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I stopped at the 5 second mark. I'll tell you the 5 things she can do better in lingerie:

1. Be uglier.

At least when a fat covers up with clothes, we don't have to see as much of it.

2. Be killed

When the extra padding is stripped away, all the weak spots are more exposed. You may need a boar spear for this one.

3. Horrify the lads

Most of the lads rightly associate lingerie with attractive, sexy, naughty ladies and the fun times that accompany them. Now when they hear the word lingerie, they'll have to fight off the nausea as the association with this cow runs up in their head.

4. Dying

Yep, I can't imagine a way to make me happier than if a lard tard dies while actively trying to be fat positive. If you're going to shove this in my face, I'm going to hope you get a spike shoved in yours.

5. Cosplay

If you're going to cosplay The Blob, you have to get the bulges just right. Seems like she has the right idea here.

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[–] billyjackthemac 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If we are able to actually pull out of this madness, one day we will look back on ads like this much the same way we view those old commercials that had doctors hawking a cigarette brand..

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[–] 10059625? ago 

It looks like her underwear are squishing her panniculus down into her thighs.

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[–] MargaritaNikolaevna [S] ago 

I wonder why having to wear undies above their belly button isn't a lightbulb moment for those fatties.

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[–] FickleFlame107 ago 

Drinking water looked like torture for it. And is it wearing fucking pantyhose?

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[–] IHateFats 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know I needed some after seeing these thunderthighs.

Eyebleach

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