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I stopped at the 5 second mark. I'll tell you the 5 things she can do better in lingerie:
1. Be uglier.
At least when a fat covers up with clothes, we don't have to see as much of it.
2. Be killed
When the extra padding is stripped away, all the weak spots are more exposed. You may need a boar spear for this one.
3. Horrify the lads
Most of the lads rightly associate lingerie with attractive, sexy, naughty ladies and the fun times that accompany them. Now when they hear the word lingerie, they'll have to fight off the nausea as the association with this cow runs up in their head.
4. Dying
Yep, I can't imagine a way to make me happier than if a lard tard dies while actively trying to be fat positive. If you're going to shove this in my face, I'm going to hope you get a spike shoved in yours.
5. Cosplay
If you're going to cosplay The Blob, you have to get the bulges just right. Seems like she has the right idea here.
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The blob-ish shape with fat overhangs in abnormap places WHILE STANDING...how is this praisable? Chugging a bottle of water? Should people be praised for gettingout of bed in the morning?
[–] whoahson 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
I stopped at the 5 second mark. I'll tell you the 5 things she can do better in lingerie:
1. Be uglier.
At least when a fat covers up with clothes, we don't have to see as much of it.
2. Be killed
When the extra padding is stripped away, all the weak spots are more exposed. You may need a boar spear for this one.
3. Horrify the lads
Most of the lads rightly associate lingerie with attractive, sexy, naughty ladies and the fun times that accompany them. Now when they hear the word lingerie, they'll have to fight off the nausea as the association with this cow runs up in their head.
4. Dying
Yep, I can't imagine a way to make me happier than if a lard tard dies while actively trying to be fat positive. If you're going to shove this in my face, I'm going to hope you get a spike shoved in yours.
5. Cosplay
If you're going to cosplay The Blob, you have to get the bulges just right. Seems like she has the right idea here.