[–] bellylugosi 0 points 31 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago
I have small breasts so I don't have to worry about them "flopping around and knocking things over". Also, I have a feeling this happens because fat breasts are like pancakes so I can see why they'd be slapping about more.
[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I also have small breasts. I could not identify with any of those issues/problems whatsoever.
[–] shrinkydinks [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Do they make something like this for cows? They should just call it that.
[–] 12345666 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cc/89/93/cc8993470e1f83fa01da702db33a6368.jpg?noindex=1
They need to do a product redesign. 😂
[–] tooskinnytheysay ago
A-B sized checking in. Even when I was a C back then nothing like that ever happened. They look like they have papayas hanging from their chests.
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[–] stefwithanF ago
Congrats!
Actually, yeah, this would be super useful breastfeeding! Support & absorption
[–] swimfanfan 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It happens to me, but I'm an F cup who breastfed 2 kids at the same time in her 30s, AND it only happens to me if it's over 90 degrees usually. So I think I'm an EXTREME outlier for normal weight people. Boobs that aren't just the result of excess lard, who got surprise pregnant while breastfeeding one baby (a fairly rare occurrence), over the age of 30 when boobs don't bounce back in the same way as they do when you have kids in your 20s.
My solution to this is to wear a sports bra around the house before I switch to a real bra. No need for a special product. I also shudder to think of the smell of a sweat catcher for fat sacks.
[–] indignantxcoffee 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One of my friends got one because she was insecure about how out of proportion to her body they were and she ended up really pleased with a result! She showed me her scars and theyre not bad at all, also her healing apparently wasn't super terrible (obviously there was some pain and she couldnt hug for a while) but all in all seems very worth for human women who need it.
[–] Siacca 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. Who gets sweaty just lounging around or even walking? Maybe if it's over 100° outside or during intense aerobic exercise, but not in normal circumstances. And who would wear something that vulgar? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing nothing but pasties on their udders because clothes are too hot. After that, merkins instead of pants. Get ready to go blind everyone. These lard depositories have no shame and the bar is just going to get lower.
[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
Maybe for the DD+ shitladies? Idk, I'm a comfortable C and I have never had my tits get sweaty unless I'm actually active or it's hot as satan's sweaty balls out. Sitting around putting makeup on doesn't make humans start sweating...
[–] shrinkydinks [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'm A, maybe B depending on the bra, the only time my boobs sweat is when I'm working out.
[–] DopeandDiamonds 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
DD shitlady here. Not a problem for me.
[–] sidewaythighgap 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago
30DDDDD here, no such problem.
[–] Merediana 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
DD/DDD shitlady here and no sweaty noobs. I'd never wear such an ugly thing.