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[–] 12345666 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

DD shitlady. I have this problem occasionally, but not enough to buy whatever the fuck that thing is.

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[–] shrinkydinks [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do they make something like this for cows? They should just call it that.

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[–] 12345666 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Siacca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. Who gets sweaty just lounging around or even walking? Maybe if it's over 100° outside or during intense aerobic exercise, but not in normal circumstances. And who would wear something that vulgar? Next thing you know, they'll be wearing nothing but pasties on their udders because clothes are too hot. After that, merkins instead of pants. Get ready to go blind everyone. These lard depositories have no shame and the bar is just going to get lower.

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[–] Miss32E 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

With the authority of my nickname I see literally no use for this, especially not for $45. It's not their "boobs" it's the fact that they are huge in general and knock things over. I feel like this product was just made for the sweat and they added that part cuz "OMG I'M NOT FAT I'M CURVY AND I CAN'T CONTROL MY CURVES!"

If anything I find I might have more sweat in that area after a long day with a bra on than without as there's less air circulation. This just looks like a towel made to look like a bra.

But do you know what I do about any sweat on my body? I I HAVE A SHOWER AND WIPE MYSELF WITH A 5 EURO TOWEL.

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[–] swimfanfan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It happens to me, but I'm an F cup who breastfed 2 kids at the same time in her 30s, AND it only happens to me if it's over 90 degrees usually. So I think I'm an EXTREME outlier for normal weight people. Boobs that aren't just the result of excess lard, who got surprise pregnant while breastfeeding one baby (a fairly rare occurrence), over the age of 30 when boobs don't bounce back in the same way as they do when you have kids in your 20s.

My solution to this is to wear a sports bra around the house before I switch to a real bra. No need for a special product. I also shudder to think of the smell of a sweat catcher for fat sacks.

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[–] stefwithanF ago 

Hey, I have "Irish twins" too :D

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[–] 12345666 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Sounds like you and I have the same issue, my boobs are comically large for my body. Ugh, I can't wait for the day I finally pull the trigger on a reduction. Boobs are dumb.

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[–] indignantxcoffee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

One of my friends got one because she was insecure about how out of proportion to her body they were and she ended up really pleased with a result! She showed me her scars and theyre not bad at all, also her healing apparently wasn't super terrible (obviously there was some pain and she couldnt hug for a while) but all in all seems very worth for human women who need it.

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[–] NotYourDoctor 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Maybe for the DD+ shitladies? Idk, I'm a comfortable C and I have never had my tits get sweaty unless I'm actually active or it's hot as satan's sweaty balls out. Sitting around putting makeup on doesn't make humans start sweating...

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[–] sidewaythighgap 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

30DDDDD here, no such problem.

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[–] shitladygodiva 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

32DD/DDD depending on time of the month, only time I've encountered sweaty boobs is during exercise

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[–] shrinkydinks [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm A, maybe B depending on the bra, the only time my boobs sweat is when I'm working out.

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[–] ohnellie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm a d, and the only time they get sweaty is if I'm wearing a high necked swimsuit and sunbathing. Or maybe if I've been walking around in the heat with a backpack for like an hour or more

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I have small breasts so I don't have to worry about them "flopping around and knocking things over". Also, I have a feeling this happens because fat breasts are like pancakes so I can see why they'd be slapping about more.

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[–] UnionJacqueline 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I also have small breasts. I could not identify with any of those issues/problems whatsoever.

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[–] mmmmdonuts ago 

Me three.

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[–] shrinkydinks [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Ugh. Thanks for that visual.