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[–] hypercat ago 

I always wondered why they don't just remove a bunch of intestine from fatties so they physically can't absorb the food even if they wanted to? I know it's an extreme measure, but that would certainly solve the problem.

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[–] MurderParty ago  (edited ago)

I'm still suspicious that the whole thing's a lie and it didn't even get the surgery at all

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

And all his fans will tell him he looked great as he was and to continue eating.

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[–] pacobell 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Lord Beetus is just beginning to have his fun. Surgery is nothing. I'm more excited for the leg rot, which he's already experienced, to continue. Pretty good bet IMO for a man who is basically immobile and sits at a chair all day.

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[–] Convair990 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

punching my fist into my palm that fucking avatar of that fat fuck. Fat piece of shit is one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. His time will come when he tries to deepthroat a foot long sub like a trashy whore.

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[–] nerfthis 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Lord Beetus has been thwarted by his nemesis Modern Medicine for far too long!

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[–] Anonymous1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Betting he will still end up dying regardless due to overeating or getting more and more depressed when he realizes gastric bypass doesn't cause him to instantaneously lose all that weight.

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[–] blue5car 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Lord Gastric Rupture tags in

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