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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 3 points 3 points (+6|-3) ago 

(((because))) goy thats rayciss and anti american to (((our))) illegal voter base

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[–] Dibgick 1 point 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

We are an incorruptible nation whose citizens wouldn't get involved in undermining our great nation for a couple of shekels.

Why do you think HRC hired mexicans as electoral advisors? Voter fraud has reached artistic levels down there. Not even voter ID deters them.

If we don't get them punished we are basically fucked, ID or no ID.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

spray paint: ID required. vote in US election: ID is waycisss n sheeeitt

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[–] sakuramboo 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

No joke, I got carded buying compressed air. You know that shit to clean your computers? Yeah, I got carded. But for our election? Just walk right in.

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[–] cthulian_axioms ago  (edited ago)

Whenever I get carded buying materials, I use a multi-pronged approach:

Step 1: Point to hair. "You ever seen a 17-year-old with this much gray?"

Step 2: If worker bee is younger than I am, begin asking musical questions that can only be answered by someone born in the 1980s or earlier. "What was the first single by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones?" "What was on the cover of Nirvana's album 'Nevermind'?" "What is your favorite Soundgarden album and why is it 'Superunknown'?"

(Pause)

"How would a 17-year-old even know how to ask those questions in the first place?"

(By this point, a supervisor has usually arrived; if I don't know them and they're about my age or older, I begin again from Step 1.)

Step 3: Take out attorney-registration "gold card", which contains my birthdate. Ask: "Since I'm almost double the minimum age to buy this stuff, I can take it home and get high off of it, right?"

Step 4: Gently admonish staff for being stupid. Encourage them to contact representatives and agitate for legalization of marijuana, so kids can fucking just get high on reefer and not have to resort to huffing spray paint.

I usually don't have to get beyond Step 2.5, since the supers at the hardware store in town know me as "[first name], the lawyer who went insane and is now a carpenter among other things"

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[–] Docta_pizza 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yep. It's harder to fly on a plane somewhere than it is to vote in a presidential election. (((Their))) "muh voter suppression" argument is infuriatingly thin.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

lol. right? fuck i hate liberal logic.

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[–] edistojim 1 point 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

Because we have no voter fraud or election fraud, ask any democrat.

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[–] Whitworth 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Except when they lose. Then there is election fraud, but only in ways that are so phony that they're certain any investigation won't lead back to themselves.

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[–] edistojim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, "muh Russians",

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[–] guinness2 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

Many liberals argue that Voter ID is racist because niggers lack agency: as if they are infants or retards or our pets... but that logic is ridiculous because ID is a necessary part of going to nigger university and niggers excel at that!

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I wonder what the definition of those categories is. Specifically, I wonder what the dividing line is between white and Asian. Are Middle Easterners considered white or Asian for purposes of these statistics?

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Ridiculous also because you need a photo id to sign up for welfare.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Hmmm... the choice of bar colors.

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[–] SargonX 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I hate that they always try to liken getting a ID to having to own land to vote, or take a test etc. They really aren't similar in any way. Also they need to stop the nonsense that the bill of rights, and constitution applies to people who aren't US citizens. It doesn't any more than Iraq's laws apply to me.

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