[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Your first glance was in fact correct. It is a trash bag with hair.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Lol sure, it was the 7 lb baby that made your stomach weird, not the extra 300 lbs on top of that.
[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Math was invented by the cis white patriarchy in order to oppress women and minorities.
[–] Fat_chance 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Right, because before the baby she was looking great... /s Go ahead, blame the baby for a lifetime full of beetus choices.
[–] mmmmdonuts 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I couldn't even tell the difference of before she was pregnant, while she was pregnant, and a year after giving birth.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Right, because you are a person who clearly takes an interest in the appearance of your body and who has the feeling of shame.
[–] Scooter_Death 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I named my kid "Bowie" cuz I'm so kWiRKeE!! (tee hee!)
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago (edited ago)
You can make that ugly long URL be hidden by using a bracket [Trash bag] and immediately follow it (no spaces) with the address in parentheses (https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2040401902652171&id=184614634897583&refid=17&ref=opera_speed_dial_freefb&_ft=top_level_post_id.2040401902652171%3Atl_objid.2040401902652171%3Apage_id.184614634897583%3Athid.184614634897583%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1501570799%3A-4814834653984923353&__tn_=%2AW-R))
Looks like this: trash bag
[–] tiny_shitlady [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
thank you for the advice :)
[–] 10013248? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
With a name like @guntpunt (one of my favorites) his advice is certain to be good. 😃
[–] billyvvinz 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
thanks x2. cow