[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OP has it right. Jews are a PITA when they go out.
[–] brigbother 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oy vey, my gefilte fish tasted funny. I demand I get a refund and an apology from the chef!
[–] 9993152? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was at a pool in Vegas. I looked all over for 2 chairs in the shade because 90% are in the sun. I found a pair. We sat down and 2 minutes later this Jewess comes up, sits down next to us, calls the pool boy over and says "lower the umbrella, I want to sit in the sun". I say "We just sat here because of the shade, why don't you sit 1 seat over in the sun?". The umbrella is nearest her chair so the pool boy does what she wants. I ask her "Aren't you supposed to be in Florida?" Her husband comes up, wants to be in the shade also so he shoves his chair in the middle of the aisle so his face is at least covered by the shade from the umbrella pole. The pool security comes up and tells him "you can't put your chair there, it's blocking the aisle". Jew man says "tough shit", and lays back down.
I just turned to my girlfriend and said "I told you so. Jews don't give a shit about anybody but themselves." True story. Right out of Central Casting this pair.
[–] Ughhhwejs [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That is as typical as you get. Ughhhh.