[–] Gorillion 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Not true, I went and checked with snopes.com. And apparently they are not only not in danger of closing, they are doing better than ever, soon to close a billion dollar deal with undisclosed buyers, totally trim and healthy, super attractive, sweet of breath and poop, generally awesome in every way and possessed of a extremely large and virile penis.
[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I spoke with Mr Snopes about the failure of his fraudulent business, and he assured me his penis was very large".
[–] SavageWorm [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm gonna steal, like, half of that to set as a dating profile. Amazing wordsmithing.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
They're all 'just hookers' when they're dead.
[–] ConservativeDev 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Who paid his new wife $500 an hour for sex?? She's not great looking.
[–] ConservativeDev 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Eeehhhhh but thanks. I can see the possibility now.
[–] EarlPoncho 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
he moved on from a fatty to a former porn star. is this the biggest cuck alive
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[–] EarlPoncho 3 points -2 points 1 point (+1|-3) ago
failure, porn star, what's the difference. only thing worse than a porn star is some faggot who watches it
[–] HeavyBeefCurtain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And literally nothing of value will be lost