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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well the image has bits and bytes handwritten on the top of each 8 digit example, so obviously I was talking about tentacle porn.

That's what I like to do with my kids, teach them about tentacle porn: https://youtu.be/31diClBZmg8

And pedophilia. Fuck, I'm not even going to joke about that. Eichenwald was the admin of a pedophile website with kids in the house. Sick fucking bastard.

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[–] Warmoose76 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I like most bartenders, but some are cop calling pussies.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you do something stupid in a bar, and you see the bartender walk away from the bar, leave. Hes calling the law

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[–] vault_boy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That's actually really cool man. I wish my parents had taught me that skill. I hope learned something that will stay with them.

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I started getting into hexcode with my youngest. He's autistic, but showing him this shit, he caught on immediately.

My older one, straight A student(I kind of blame this on lowering the standard), but he could barely grasp the concept. I push him hard mentally because I don't think he's learning enough at school.

Our state is a common core holdout, but they still teach to the common core standards because if a student transfered to a different state, they'd be fucked.

I dunno, 80% of the shit they're learning in school, they tell me that I taught them the "right" way before they learnt it in school.

I make an emphasis towards Texas history, because this is the land they were born from, and they should know the history of the men who gave their lives for their rights to live on this land. I'm not even from Texas, but they were born here.

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[–] hardshaft 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

well I'll be damned, a parent who's actually taking the education of their own kids into their own hands, I'd never thought I'd see that again in my life. Congrats on being so self determined and taking your responsibility so serious :)

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[–] 9948660? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You are a god amongst men. Keep on rockin' in the free world!

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What did I lie about? Half that paper is me, the other half is them giving me answers to, "give me [5, 8, 200] in binary."

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A bit of ASCII in there, too!

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[–] nekron 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You fool. Your kids will be changing gender before you know it. What have you done!?

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[–] HungryCrow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In fact he's teaching his kids that gender is binary.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's gay

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No, a bad parent dresses thei little boy in a slutty harly quinn costume and parades him through San Diego Comic Con. You are teaching (regardless of bedtime). Make Children Smart Again.

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