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[–] VooDooBug 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bad parent? You have to be kidding me!! You are awesome! You are an excellent parent!

Everyone should teach their kids to be like what Robert Heinlein said, "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.".

They all have to start somewhere. :-)

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The whole conversation started from one of my kids picking up this antique camera. I explained to them that it used film that had to be processed using chemical and the images would be printed to paper.

"It couldn't record video?"

No. Our cameras now' days store everything digitally. Do you know what that means?

Each finger is a digit, so how many digits do you have?

10

Well computers use two digits - 1 and 0

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[–] RaVeNLoRD 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is way too advanced for someone 2 or 3 years old.

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I taught them both sign language before they could speak. They forgot all about it by now, but I've read that it helps their brains develop.

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[–] KILLtheRATS ago 

No way. Sure, they won't retain everything, but it exposes them to the vocabulary. Next time the will learn more. Next time they will be able to grasp more of the concept, because they will understand the vocabulary.

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[–] Derpfroot 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No, a bad parent dresses thei little boy in a slutty harly quinn costume and parades him through San Diego Comic Con. You are teaching (regardless of bedtime). Make Children Smart Again.

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[–] nekron 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You fool. Your kids will be changing gender before you know it. What have you done!?

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's gay

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[–] HungryCrow 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

In fact he's teaching his kids that gender is binary.

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

A bit of ASCII in there, too!

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[–] SexMachine [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What did I lie about? Half that paper is me, the other half is them giving me answers to, "give me [5, 8, 200] in binary."

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[–] 9948660? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You are a god amongst men. Keep on rockin' in the free world!

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