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[–] Starmay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Wettlaufer also means foot racer. Again the jokes write themselve. Like the drinkwater bitch.

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[–] alc0 ago 

She swims 10 miles a day and is basically a vegetarian!!!

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[–] Carsandsarcasm ago 

This is what happens when fat rots the brain.

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[–] Thereturnstudent ago 

Favorite line: "After administering a dose of slow-acting poison, she’d go home to play computer games." Don't fats have the greatest lives? /s