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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It all just feels so numb.

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or John Podesta's illegitimate love child/sex slave....

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[–] MrPim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Thats a long name for a cat.

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[–] TheyLie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Names are a social construct

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[–] manapot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

and Cat Stevens is a great name for a dog

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[–] Viropher 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Chester Cheetos agrees.

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[–] throughtheblack 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Chester Cheetos Bennington III has a nice ring to it.

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[–] Gorillion ago 

I was trying to think of a joke about calling a pet cat "Monarch", but it just made me realize what a fucking creepy name "Monarch" is.