[–] bloodguard 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
Elizabeth Beck and her husband recently applied for protective custody. The judge denied their request.
Judge needs to be removed from the bench, disbarred and sent to prison if she ends up dead.
[–] ZenAtheist 2 points 13 points 15 points (+15|-2) ago
"BREAKING NEWS. Elizabeth Lee Beck, a lawyer on the team who is suing the DNC, was so distraught over fears for her life due to her current lawsuit that she committed suicide today. Police say she was so determined to die that she shot herself in the head 3 times and when that failed, she slit her own throat and wrists and then stuffed a full rolled up paper copy of her lawsuit into her rectum."
[–] selpai 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
It's not even funny anymore. Why joke about it? This is terrifying.
[–] YouveSeenTheButcher 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
People who deny that these people were murdered need to be mocked.
What is satire and what purpose does it serve?
It shows the audacity of unreasonable beliefs, claims, and behavior via mimicry.
[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, I appreciate the joke, and for those already dead, sure. This situation i feel pretty shitty for her. I never think a joke is too soon, but also feel a shit ton of pitty and fear for her as well. It is kind of surreal and harrowing as while she is still alive, there really isnt much room to joke. Still upvoated both, but still melancholy as well.