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[–] derram 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

https://archive.is/sdlM8 | :

OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole | Daily Mail Online

'Most observers believe he will be granted parole after meeting with the four DOC parole board members on July 20. '

'It was also determined at that 2013 parole hearing that Simpson must still serve at least four more years behind bars, confirming that his earliest possible release date October 1, 2017. '

'Simpson will appear remotely from Locklock in front of the four-member parole board in Carson City, Nevada, via video conference at 1 p.m. ', "Simpson meanwhile gave an interview to the Los Angeles Times just a few days after the robbery, saying: 'I'm O. J. Simpson."

'At his first parole hearing back in 2013, the board voted to parole Simpson on the charges of kidnapping, robbery and burglary, guaranteeing he would be released in 2022 at the latest assuming he committed no infractions while behind bars. '

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[–] sakuramboo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OMG, probably the best case for /v/YouAreFamousNow. This is just too good to pass up.

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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How dare he keep his seed to himself.

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[–] AristotleCLONE 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Well, damn. Maybe all inmates should jackoff before their parole hearing ---considering OJ was granted parole.

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[–] VoutGuy ago 

LOL why would you get dvoted for that?

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[–] JesusRules 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

thats why they call him The Juice

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[–] 9891349? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

wow, now that's one heck of a legacy he's left for himself

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This photo shows the typical quarters Simpson is living in

You can tell that's a black guy's cell. There are fucking 10 pairs of shoes.

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[–] MoonMansWay 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

TIL its against the rules to masturbate in prison.

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[–] 9891551? [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Seems like some harsh cruelty for a male prison.

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[–] JRHNBR 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

this is wrong, masturbating as necessary as eating and sleeping

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[–] windsse ago 

You'd have to be a complete retard to get caught. And would you want to be a prison guard who has to walk past 100 inmates with the dicks out every day?

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[–] JRHNBR ago  (edited ago)

I pretty sure janitor would prefer if inmates did not poop. Maybe you prefer if they install cameras in every cell and dont let inmates to even sit down during day like in Russia so they go insane and murder everyone in a cell by chewing their arteries on a neck

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