[–] AristotleCLONE 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Well, damn. Maybe all inmates should jackoff before their parole hearing ---considering OJ was granted parole.
[–] derram 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole | Daily Mail Online
'Most observers believe he will be granted parole after meeting with the four DOC parole board members on July 20. '
'It was also determined at that 2013 parole hearing that Simpson must still serve at least four more years behind bars, confirming that his earliest possible release date October 1, 2017. '
'Simpson will appear remotely from Locklock in front of the four-member parole board in Carson City, Nevada, via video conference at 1 p.m. ', "Simpson meanwhile gave an interview to the Los Angeles Times just a few days after the robbery, saying: 'I'm O. J. Simpson."
'At his first parole hearing back in 2013, the board voted to parole Simpson on the charges of kidnapping, robbery and burglary, guaranteeing he would be released in 2022 at the latest assuming he committed no infractions while behind bars. '
[–] Adminstrater 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This photo shows the typical quarters Simpson is living in
You can tell that's a black guy's cell. There are fucking 10 pairs of shoes.
[–] sakuramboo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OMG, probably the best case for /v/YouAreFamousNow. This is just too good to pass up.
[–] stealthninjataliban 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pretty crazy that the US government criminalized jerking off
[–] culofiesta 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Poor guy