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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I was delivering pizzas, they wanted the cash.
[–] McBiscuit_PdH 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
such a rich culture. /s
Edit: I'm sorry to hear that, though the story was pretty good. Did the dog jump for it or was he anticipating it?
[–] ThirteenthZodiac ago
I once had an entire chewed up chicken nugget come out of my nose
wat
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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
~Beat on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Could have been killed.~
[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD ago (edited ago)
So some niggers throat raped you back when you were a kid and now your nose is a chicken nugget dispenser
[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] ago
Beat on the back of the head with a baseball bat. Could have been killed.