[–] Deathstalker 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Rockapiggy
[–] bellylugosi 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Ugh. Shannon. I personally know this cow though playing with the Clams/Hunx and his Punx and having friends of friends. Her personality is as ugly as her nasty chest sacks she enjoys flaunting so much.
[–] shitladygodiva 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
OMG the femayo's swollen ankles/feet!
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And that my friend is why i bailed on Amon Amarth. All hail Ensiferum!
[–] probablyadragon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Oh no! I just looked it up. How could they do this to me.
[–] Unsung_Heroes_again 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ensiferum child. Ensiferum.
Reminds me of the time I was at a tiny venue, standing right against the stage. Acacia Strain started playing next. Yikes. I liked one of their songs but never saw them before. The whole time he was up there, I was thinking about whether he could ever get lady fans into the trailer with him....ew.
[–] kokakamora 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
She probably weighs more than the two blokes combined!
[–] shrinkydinks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ugh, gross. Check these guys out if you don't know them, I think they're pretty similar.
[–] GuntPunt 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The normal weight dudes dress all old timey, but hammy can't... because they didn't make vintage clothes in whale size. There were only so many circus freaks to go around back then and fatties ruin clothes.
[–] DuchessofShitbridge 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, in modern times I'm considered "Zomg! So Skinny! Anorexic! Do you even eat!" but when I shop vintage I'm a medium. A fucking MEDIUM. Not surprised fatty can't dress vintage, I'm sure the few circus tents they made back then have long since disintegrated.
[–] EarthquakesAreScary 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One really funny intersection of all this is the origin of "it's not over till the fat lady sings". It comes from the woman who played Brünnhilde in one of the original productions of Wagner's ring cycle. And you see her.....she's obviously fat. But today she'd be considered smallfat, not even to the level of planet. And she was considered so grotesquely large that the spectacle of her size dominated people's perception.