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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Keyword: was. In all fairness though, you could tell that shit was gonna be bad from the thumbnail.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, this is so fucking American it makes me want to puke.

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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It reminded me of this abomination

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haven't seen that one in a bit, damn cheese coated obeast. Kraft singles are good for nothing.

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[–] RamsayBoltonRocks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Both hilarious and pathetic.

How does one just thinks "I’m going to put some cheese on my boobs. I will look so damn sexy."? It’s definitely a mindset that I am never going to understand.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

70cal/each....that's like...1200 calories JUST in "cheese product".....and you KNOW that beast ate them like half a second after the shutter clicked.

May the beetus take it soon (if it hasn't already).

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[–] ElectricPurple 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Barf! NSFL

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[–] Fatchilles 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

My dick went so scared-turtle that I now permanently have a vagina.

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[–] Gizmomax 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Damn. I remember when I used to be proud to be an American...

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[–] CthulhuDelay 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Dafuq?

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[–] autism_speaks 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

this is one of those animal/human chimera hybrids alex jones warned you about.

she likes riding in the trailer being pulled by trucks. and mudd'n.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sickening pig is NOT a “Happy FPH Fourth of July”. A true “Happy FPH Fourth of July” would be that sickening pig in a drawer in some local morgue.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Morgue drawer? What did those poor roller bearings and shelf sliders ever do to you?

That thing needs to be in a ditch in the middle of nowhere.

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[–] Sellyoulight ago 

Well said, but......... Even if it was found in a ditch in the middle of nowhere, it’d still end up in a drawer in a local morgue. I was just trying to save time and EMS transport assets. Anyhow -- WTF -- that thing will probably live for far too much longer and waste untold amounts of taxpayer dollars before it finally croaks, anyhow.

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