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[–] Fatchilles 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

My dick went so scared-turtle that I now permanently have a vagina.

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[–] bellylugosi 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] autism_speaks 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

this is one of those animal/human chimera hybrids alex jones warned you about.

she likes riding in the trailer being pulled by trucks. and mudd'n.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, this is so fucking American it makes me want to puke.

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[–] A_Vile_Climate 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It reminded me of this abomination

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[–] RamsayBoltonRocks 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Both hilarious and pathetic.

How does one just thinks "I’m going to put some cheese on my boobs. I will look so damn sexy."? It’s definitely a mindset that I am never going to understand.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haven't seen that one in a bit, damn cheese coated obeast. Kraft singles are good for nothing.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

70cal/each....that's like...1200 calories JUST in "cheese product".....and you KNOW that beast ate them like half a second after the shutter clicked.

May the beetus take it soon (if it hasn't already).

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[–] Gizmomax 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Damn. I remember when I used to be proud to be an American...

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[–] 44NJ9 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yup, this is what 80% of the world thinks of, when they think American. It is time to destroy this image with ultimate shitlording till all theses beasts return to human size.

Daddies don't really want their daughters to grow up to to be fat cows.

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[–] SimonJ57 ago 

As a Brit, I can tell you now, I hold that opinion.
I'd fantastic to hear of Americans resisting this public image.
Sadly, there are many more who aren't...

I've only seen all 4 of our in-store scootypuffs being in-use during peak times.
Sadly, they're also used largely (tee-fucking-hee) by fat cunts this side of the pond too..
It seems like you guys need like 20, and there'd still be fights over the damn things.

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[–] FickleFlame107 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Keyword: was. In all fairness though, you could tell that shit was gonna be bad from the thumbnail.

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[–] Mass_Eject 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

She turned our flag into Old Gory.

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