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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That nuke would take out Israel, the entire Middle East and Western Europe. That would solve the refugee problem.

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[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You get a bonus nuke for this answer.

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[–] facevalue 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Double up on Israel a couple weeks later. One can never be too sure.

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Take New York way more of....them over there.

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[–] Aswimmingday 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd rotate the nuke to take out the Saudis and china. Africa will be left to the Boers to make what they will from it.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Boering!

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

rightful owners

are there any romans left?

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[–] yewotm8 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What a terrible waste of Africa's immense natural resources.

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, some of them at least.

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[–] InternetUser 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Gotta nuke somethin

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[–] quizzicalpepperoni 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Fuck that arrogant white sphere bitch, always taking up the night sky. Guess what, motherfucker? Nighttime is supposed to be dark! Get that goddamn light polluter out of our skies! Take my giant fucking nuke, you fucking natural satellite cocksucker! #makethenightskydarkagain

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[–] 9705000? ago 

Ha! Take that, moon. Perfect orbit, my ass!

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fun fact. If you nuked the moon with an Africa sized nuke there would still be a united states sized area left to inhabit on the moon. (Minus alaska)

Africa 11 million Sq mi

Moon 14 million Sq mi

U.s. 3.7 million Sq mi. (Alaska 660,000 Sq mi)

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

Is that you, FJ?

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[–] pyres 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I miss neutron bombs.

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[–] Inaminit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ingenuous little bastards... Although I hate all the livestock goes too:(

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But the mosquitos go too

So there's that

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[–] Cheesebooger ago 

I miss doin the neutron dance

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[–] Mghorning 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do we all get one or only one of us. Because, if we all get one we should collude.

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd basically move it juuuust slightly, so I'd spare South Africa, but I'd get Israel and the Saudis in the blast.

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[–] Trumpocrat2020 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't really wanna nuke any one but to participate in the exercise - have we considered hitting a body of water between 2 targets and go for the wave shot?

For example if I was like - 'Fuck you pandas and kangaroos' I'd maybe hit the South China Sea somewhere

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Trumpocrat2020 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Yea, like that!

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