[–] [deleted] 3 points 7 points 10 points (+10|-3) ago
[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
rightful owners
are there any romans left?
[–] [deleted] 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
[–] quizzicalpepperoni 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Fuck that arrogant white sphere bitch, always taking up the night sky. Guess what, motherfucker? Nighttime is supposed to be dark! Get that goddamn light polluter out of our skies! Take my giant fucking nuke, you fucking natural satellite cocksucker! #makethenightskydarkagain
[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fun fact. If you nuked the moon with an Africa sized nuke there would still be a united states sized area left to inhabit on the moon. (Minus alaska)
Africa 11 million Sq mi
Moon 14 million Sq mi
U.s. 3.7 million Sq mi. (Alaska 660,000 Sq mi)
[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I'd basically move it juuuust slightly, so I'd spare South Africa, but I'd get Israel and the Saudis in the blast.
[–] Trumpocrat2020 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I don't really wanna nuke any one but to participate in the exercise - have we considered hitting a body of water between 2 targets and go for the wave shot?
For example if I was like - 'Fuck you pandas and kangaroos' I'd maybe hit the South China Sea somewhere
[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] [deleted] 2 points 58 points 60 points (+60|-2) ago
[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That nuke would take out Israel, the entire Middle East and Western Europe. That would solve the refugee problem.
[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
You get a bonus nuke for this answer.
[–] facevalue 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Double up on Israel a couple weeks later. One can never be too sure.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Take New York way more of....them over there.
[–] Aswimmingday 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd rotate the nuke to take out the Saudis and china. Africa will be left to the Boers to make what they will from it.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Boering!