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[–] InternetUser 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Gotta nuke somethin

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Fun fact. If you nuked the moon with an Africa sized nuke there would still be a united states sized area left to inhabit on the moon. (Minus alaska)

Africa 11 million Sq mi

Moon 14 million Sq mi

U.s. 3.7 million Sq mi. (Alaska 660,000 Sq mi)

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[–] ScreaminMime ago 

Is that you, FJ?

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[–] quizzicalpepperoni 1 point 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Fuck that arrogant white sphere bitch, always taking up the night sky. Guess what, motherfucker? Nighttime is supposed to be dark! Get that goddamn light polluter out of our skies! Take my giant fucking nuke, you fucking natural satellite cocksucker! #makethenightskydarkagain

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[–] 9705000? ago 

Ha! Take that, moon. Perfect orbit, my ass!

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[–] Dibgick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I hear the jews have very particular genetic traits that would make them vulnerable to a targeted genetic attack. Just saying.

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[–] Cheesebooger ago 

Tell me more

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[–] pyres 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I miss neutron bombs.

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[–] Inaminit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ingenuous little bastards... Although I hate all the livestock goes too:(

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But the mosquitos go too

So there's that

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[–] Cheesebooger ago 

I miss doin the neutron dance

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

That nuke would take out Israel, the entire Middle East and Western Europe. That would solve the refugee problem.

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[–] SocialJusticePanda 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You get a bonus nuke for this answer.

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[–] facevalue 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Double up on Israel a couple weeks later. One can never be too sure.

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[–] Aswimmingday 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd rotate the nuke to take out the Saudis and china. Africa will be left to the Boers to make what they will from it.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Boering!

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[–] jokersmild ago 

Wouldn't work unless you get all the rats to hop on that boat.

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[–] Rainy-Day-Dream 1 point 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

rightful owners

are there any romans left?

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[–] yewotm8 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

What a terrible waste of Africa's immense natural resources.

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, some of them at least.

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[–] llegendary ago 

slightly higher.

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[–] bopper 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

Anywhere, since nukes don't exist.

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