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[–] quizzicalpepperoni 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
Fuck that arrogant white sphere bitch, always taking up the night sky. Guess what, motherfucker? Nighttime is supposed to be dark! Get that goddamn light polluter out of our skies! Take my giant fucking nuke, you fucking natural satellite cocksucker! #makethenightskydarkagain
[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Fun fact. If you nuked the moon with an Africa sized nuke there would still be a united states sized area left to inhabit on the moon. (Minus alaska)
Africa 11 million Sq mi
Moon 14 million Sq mi
U.s. 3.7 million Sq mi. (Alaska 660,000 Sq mi)
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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Take New York way more of....them over there.
[–] K400 ago (edited ago)
You are correct, Sir.
[–] jokersmild ago
Wouldn't work unless you get all the rats to hop on that boat.
[–] Aswimmingday 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'd rotate the nuke to take out the Saudis and china. Africa will be left to the Boers to make what they will from it.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Boering!