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[–] 9634913? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The same two as you mentioned plus ticks

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[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My chickens and ducks do a decent job with the tick problem in my area.

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[–] 9635489? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's pretty cool. I'd love to have some farm animals in a few years

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[–] littul_kitton ago 

I was just going to say ticks. Last year's weather did not kill off enough of the nasty bastards.

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[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Black people or a hit-and-run driver.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An SUV.

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[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jokes aside, I live in suburbia and the wildlife is generally benign. I suppose it is possible a brown recluse could happen by, or maybe a venomous snake.

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[–] seth-the-wizard ago 

I live in Baltimore...

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[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Agkistrodon piscivorus aka the black moccasin. Will fuck your day up.

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[–] Sinsimel 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The heat or a rattlesnake.

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[–] Reggie000 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Heat stroke will set in after about an hour

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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

worst thing we have around here are nettles.

and curtain twitching neighbors

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[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's been theorized that nettles are in fact a carnivorous plant. If you were a sheep or fox or some other smaller animal they can trap you until you die. Then you rot and feed the nettles plant(s).

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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fun times

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