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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

worst thing we have around here are nettles.

and curtain twitching neighbors

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[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's been theorized that nettles are in fact a carnivorous plant. If you were a sheep or fox or some other smaller animal they can trap you until you die. Then you rot and feed the nettles plant(s).

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[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

fun times

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

An SUV.

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[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Haha

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jokes aside, I live in suburbia and the wildlife is generally benign. I suppose it is possible a brown recluse could happen by, or maybe a venomous snake.

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[–] vidisha_agarwal 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The heat

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

About the only thing that can kill you out here where I live in Bum Fuck Egypt is boredom unless you are really stupid or just unlucky. I guess a bear or a snake could.

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[–] Spaceape 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

If you were to go outside and roll around on the ground, what is most likely to kill you in your area?

Not stopping until I reach the bottom of the hill or drowning in the loch

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

3rd degree burns from the asphalt, I'd imagine.

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[–] Octocopter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cooking on the ground, snakes, and then boars and canines.

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[–] ButterBar 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Cars, snakes, maybe an airplane if I roll far enough.

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