[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An SUV.
[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jokes aside, I live in suburbia and the wildlife is generally benign. I suppose it is possible a brown recluse could happen by, or maybe a venomous snake.
[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
About the only thing that can kill you out here where I live in Bum Fuck Egypt is boredom unless you are really stupid or just unlucky. I guess a bear or a snake could.
[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
3rd degree burns from the asphalt, I'd imagine.
[–] Octocopter 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Cooking on the ground, snakes, and then boars and canines.
[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
worst thing we have around here are nettles.
and curtain twitching neighbors
[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's been theorized that nettles are in fact a carnivorous plant. If you were a sheep or fox or some other smaller animal they can trap you until you die. Then you rot and feed the nettles plant(s).
[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
fun times