[–] badkangaroo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
San Francisco?
[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
worst thing we have around here are nettles.
and curtain twitching neighbors
[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's been theorized that nettles are in fact a carnivorous plant. If you were a sheep or fox or some other smaller animal they can trap you until you die. Then you rot and feed the nettles plant(s).
[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Agkistrodon piscivorus aka the black moccasin. Will fuck your day up.
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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An SUV.
[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jokes aside, I live in suburbia and the wildlife is generally benign. I suppose it is possible a brown recluse could happen by, or maybe a venomous snake.
[–] jerkwad152 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fire ants and heat stroke.