[–] cool_and_froody 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
worst thing we have around here are nettles.
and curtain twitching neighbors
[–] conestoga_dragon 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
It's been theorized that nettles are in fact a carnivorous plant. If you were a sheep or fox or some other smaller animal they can trap you until you die. Then you rot and feed the nettles plant(s).
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
An SUV.
[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha
[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Jokes aside, I live in suburbia and the wildlife is generally benign. I suppose it is possible a brown recluse could happen by, or maybe a venomous snake.
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Black people or a hit-and-run driver.
[–] littul_kitton ago
I was just going to say ticks. Last year's weather did not kill off enough of the nasty bastards.
[–] 6double5321 [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
My chickens and ducks do a decent job with the tick problem in my area.
[–] TheKacho 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
A Mexican with no driver's license or insurance.