[–] Waterburger 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
[–] BlueDrache 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
[–] 9633166? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
I thought this was a joke so I looked it up. Nope. It's real. But it's also blogspam. The original article (essentially stolen by Gawker) is actually just as fucked up as you'd imagine, but a fascinating read: http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/11/what-its-like-to-date-a-horse.html (https://archive.is/iIiFN))
What was it like?
My friend was there at the time, and he was holding her head. He didn’t have to do that — it’s not like we were doing things that she wasn’t enjoying — but he was there to protect me. He had his back to me, and he was holding the lead rope to make sure that she was okay and also to prove that I’d actually done it. The sexual experience itself was incredible. To this day it was the best sex I’ve ever had. But in some ways I regret that first time.
Why?
Because I didn’t get to know her first, and I’ve since come to understand that enthusiastic participation makes the experience better. So I kind of wish it had been different. I think a lot of people build up that first experience and whether they are straight or a zoophile.
Actually the funniest part is that the guy's such a fucking fatso that when he tried to fuck a female horse the plastic bucket he was standing on kept buckling.
[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I bet they taste better fried with a Coke to wash em down.
[–] BlueDrache ago (edited ago)
Let's noodle this out a bit, since this IS /v/wtf
I'm guessing it would also depend on the gender of the horse ...
Based on the positioning of the vents, I could understand a mare's flavour being of hay, considering the used grass may bounce off her vulva.
But I'm having a rough time equating that to a stallion ... I would guess it'd probably smell mostly of musk and sweat ... that and male horse's (gelding OR stallion) smegma doesn't smell like anything else in this world ... and stallions smell more intense than a gelding. ((Psst ... if you own male horses, you do have to clean the crusties out of the sheath on occasion, which is why I know what its odor is like.))
[–] BlueDrache ago (edited ago)
I will politely decline to be the guinea pig on this one, thank you. I'm sure we can find a perfectly good mudslime to happily test it out, though. Horses or goats, they'll probably fuck anything that's got a warm, wet hole.
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[–] BlueDrache 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
*shrug* 'eh. /b/ has ruined me. I rarely get disgusted or outraged over shit.
[–] ArsCortica 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
Hulk Hogan should be raised to sainthood for putting the legdrop on this journalistic cesspit.