[–] TheStapler 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'd love to hear liberals explain how something is a phobia if the fear is a healthy response to an actual threat. Maybe they think that it's a phobia if you choose not to ignore the threat.
Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers..."
[–] Moabman 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
This is now the suicide bombers technical support line.
Call and complain your bomb did not bomb. Or you put your vest on inside out so all the ball bearings and screws flew into you. Or complain your detonator didn't work, then drop the phone.
Do best refugee impression. Don't forget to praise Allah
[–] Bigz_Sarducci 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Someone needs to print some T-shirts with admiral ackbar in a muslim head rag. Caption: "Admiral Ackbar!!!"
[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
If this isn't spammed into shutdown with callers asking if they have Battletoads, I will be supremely disappointed.
[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
tfw you cant participate in any trololol games because your parents were smart enough to shit you out in a safe state
[–] StillNewbie 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
We need anti-IRS-scam guy here with his phone call script..