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[–] Thereturnstudent 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

this brings me joy

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[–] ranch-othelioma ago 

I know what this thing looks like! It wears shorts and waddles, doesn't it.

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[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It shows much much is going on in their lives. They have no idea how to burn time through anything but eating because that's all they ever do. They don't read, they don't think, they don't have hobbies and so they have nothing to do on a plane for a few hours. Eating is the only thing that distracts them from how miserable they are because they are too lazy to do anything about their lives.

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[–] Fatrification 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've been in a similar situation, 8+ hour flight but I refused to eat plane food. I will never understand how hams can't go a couple of hours without stuffing their faces

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[–] Skinnyman 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Especially when every airport is stuffed with Beetus 'restaurants'. So you know they just ate, and yet now they want MORE.

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[–] Gravityisreal ago 

I don't eat plane food either, was on a 14hr flight last month and the flight attendant was quite concerned that I wasn't easting anything. But its nasty stuff, high in sugar and salt because otherwise the food tastes bad due to the low cabin pressure.

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[–] BPrime 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I know you're tired but just wanted to say it's "aisle", not "isle". But yeah, fuck fat people on planes. The amount of times I've seen them pull out their carry on only for it to be crammed with snacks for a flight that's only a few hours is ridiculous. Literally eating at all times.

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[–] SkinnyDick 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was once on a 4 hour flight, and this... thing broke out one of those super large, 5 pound bags of M&Ms you'd get at Costco. It sat there with the bag open the entire flight, crunching away. My entire section of plane smelled of M&Ms, and after an hour or so you could tell it was full because it was burping nonstop. And not tiny burps, big ass "brraaaaaaaaaaap" burps. And yet more handfuls would go in.

Then, the farting began. I'd lost track of time by this point, but it was thankfully after the halfway point in the flight. But this mother fucker wouldn't even try to quiet himself. So you have this farting, burping, M&M eating machine, that nobody is saying shit because it's literally like being in an airborne zoo at this point.

Thin privilege is not acting like a god damn farm animal on a commercial flight.

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[–] hypercat ago 

Most flights make you pay extra for the meal (Add $15 to cost of flight). I just bring a sandwich or something. The meals are absolute garbage and not even edible. Shitty frozen veggies with no nutrition, a dry 4 oz hunk of what could be chicken, maybe fish, if you are lucky, otherwise it's a ham sandwich the size of slider. Always a shit dessert. Maybe a dinner roll with butter. Lucky if you get some juice or yogurt. They don't even give out peanuts anymore.