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[–] JesusRules 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

What the fuck is Champs Elysee's?

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[–] blackguard19 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] VicariousJambi [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's a major road in Paris. It'd be like if New York shut down times square.

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[–] Ribena580 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Enrichment process going well

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[–] sunshine702 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It's Ramavan.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How fucking incompetent of a terrorist are you when you hit a cop car and then burst into flames before you can use the gun, lol.

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[–] zipcodemonster ago 

Still not the dumbest terrorist. The Christmas day underwear bomber in Detroit who had an underwear bomb blew his own dick off then got the shit kicked out of him by other passengers. What a stupid shit. Thank God these dumbfucks inbreed, if they were competent we might have a real problem on our hands...

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[–] blackguard19 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is what happens when intelligence agencies stage endless fake terror hoaxes and people believe them.

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[–] 9565846? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Aux Champs-Elysées, aux Champs-Elysées

Avec tout le sang, prés d'Allah, quand Muhammad viole tout toi

C'est ici que vous mourrez, aux Champs-Elysées

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9V-zUlrhEE

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[–] 9566643? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I should say thanks to /u/Rotteuxx for fixing a lot of my French the last time I posted this...which was the terror attack at the Champs-Elysées a mere month ago. I didn't fix everything however, such as "viole tout toi." I don't know if it's correct, but it rhymes... Also I switch between tu and vous, which is probably stupid.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Why the fuck are they just cordoning off the Champs Elyses? They should cordon off all of western Europe.

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[–] lemon11 ago 

But that means borders, and closed borders is racist, or something.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wanna see "borders”? Put on a yarmulke or wear a cross on a chain around your neck and try to walk into your “friendly” neighborhood mosque. Be sure to wear ballistic body armor when you do.

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[–] VicariousJambi [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A car has crashed into a police van before bursting into flames around the Champs Elysees area of central Paris, police officials say.

The driver, who was armed, was knocked unconscious and is seriously injured, French media report.

Police say the situation is now under control, and neither law enforcement nor civilians were injured.

France is currently in a state of emergency after being hit by a wave of deadly terror attacks in recent years.

A policeman was shot dead and two others were wounded in an attack on the Champs Elysees in April, just days before the presidential election.

The national police Twitter account had earlier said (in French) that there was an "ongoing police operation", warning people to respect the security cordon.

French media, quoting police sources, say the act was deliberate.

Edit: Updated to match article

Edit 2: Updated again, article keeps adding

Looks like they've changed most of the article, this is what it says now.

A car has crashed into a police van before bursting into flames around the Champs Élysées area of central Paris, police officials say.

The driver, who had a weapon inside the car, was knocked unconscious and is seriously injured, French media report.

Police say the situation is now under control, and neither law enforcement officers nor civilians were injured.

France is under a state of emergency after being hit by a wave of deadly terror attacks in recent years.

A policeman was shot dead and two others were wounded in an attack on the Champs Élysées in April, just days before the presidential election. Sniffer dogs

French media, quoting police sources, say the incident on Monday was deliberate.

A white car is standing in the middle of the empty avenue with one door open and sniffer dogs have been sent in, the BBC's Hugh Schofield reports from Paris.

Reports say officers had to smash the windows of the car to pull the driver out.

Image copyright Reuters

Image caption A police officer runs past the vehicle on Champs Élysées avenue

Our correspondent says there are always many police and gendarme vehicles near the spot, as it is next to the local police station.

The national police Twitter account had earlier said (in French) that there was an "ongoing police operation", warning people to respect the security cordon.

The anti-terrorist section of the prosecutor's office has opened up an investigation.

Interior Minister Gérard Collomb tweeted a picture of himself at the scene of the "attack aimed at our security forces".

edit... they really like updating this fucking article

A car has crashed into a police van before bursting into flames around the Champs Élysées area of central Paris, police officials say.

The driver, who had a weapon inside the car, was knocked unconscious and is seriously injured, French media report.

Police say the situation is now under control, and neither law enforcement officers nor civilians were injured.

France is under a state of emergency after being hit by a wave of deadly terror attacks in recent years.

A policeman was shot dead and two others were wounded in an attack on the Champs Élysées in April, just days before the presidential election.

Sniffer dogs

French media, quoting police sources, say the incident on Monday was deliberate.

A white car is standing in the middle of the empty avenue with one door open and sniffer dogs have been sent in, the BBC's Hugh Schofield reports from Paris.

Reports say officers had to smash the windows of the car to pull the driver out.

Image copyright Reuters

Image caption A police officer runs past the vehicle on Champs Élysées avenue

Our correspondent says there are always many police and gendarme vehicles near the spot, as it is next to the local police station.

The national police Twitter account had earlier said (in French) that there was an "ongoing police operation", warning people to respect the security cordon.

The anti-terrorist section of the prosecutor's office has opened up an investigation.

Interior Minister Gérard Collomb tweeted a picture of himself at the scene of the "attack aimed at our security forces".

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[–] vurk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How do you detect the changes? Manually?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can detect it

It's not too late

To whip it

Whip it good!

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[–] VicariousJambi [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm just refreshing, yeah.

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