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[–] derram 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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Strathclyde University warns over lavatory habits | Daily Mail Online

"Students at one of Scotland's top universities have been told off for pooing in showers and bins.", "Bosses at Strathclyde University were forced to send a memo to the 400 students and 250 staff asking them to stop with their 'inappropriate' toilet habits.", "The memo, posted on Thursday, was sent by the operations management team of the University's Technology and Innovation Centre.", "It read: 'Given the incidence of people pooing in bins, showers and the likes, can I please remind all TIC occupants that the toilets have been provided for that specific purpose. 'All bodily fluids, solids and toilet paper must be disposed of down the toilet. 'While I appreciate that the TIC population is multi-cultural and different countries have different practices, here in the UK the accepted practice is to use only the WC. 'An insider told the Daily Record that they 'couldn't imagine' the bizarre problem as a place as high-tech as the TIC.They added: 'The building houses some of the most intelligent brains int he world - yet they don't appear to know how to use the toilet. 'The cleaners are sick of coming across poo and used toilet paper in places it just shouldn't be. 'A University spokeswoman said the original email contained 'sentiments that are completely contrary to our institutional values. 'The Technology and Innovation Centre opened in central Glasgow in 2015 at the cost of £89million.", "It is described on its website as a home for 'researchers, engineers and project managers from academia and industry, who will work side by side on projects spanning future cities, manufacturing, health and energy. '"

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[–] odb281 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You have to reevaluate the admittance minimums if your UNIVERSITY students haven't figured out that a shower isn't a toilet

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

fucking Muslims

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[–] Broc_Lia ago 

In fairness, it could have been some kind of prank (I've known 20 year olds to do stupider and more disgusting stuff) but it's ridiculous that she had to apologise for shading even the slightest bit of negativity on multiculturalism.

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[–] golgotham 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So the university is BLAMING the foreign students who shit everywhere but the toilet on - FOREIGN STUDENTS??? Faux Outrage! Denial time once again, Komrades!

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

TFW lefties start shitting in shower to proof that not only shitsikins do it. TFW lefties will the majority of toilet shitters.

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[–] CervicalStrike 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm so tired of tolerating these fucking shitskins.
BURKA DURKA DURK DURKA! You thought you were the cradle of Western Civilization?

Get used to some dumb foul smelling sand nigger shouting in your face about some dumb shit while your local rabbi rubs his hands together.

The most humane response, is to hate them, not give them money.

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[–] Pawn 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I dunno. Maybe the middle east should be culled. That would be the most humane thing.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe? The entire region has been nothing but cancer for its entire existence.

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[–] ArsCortica 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It appears Pajeet can get a master in IT-related fields and still doesn't know how to poo in the loo.

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[–] TheStapler 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Umm they may get the degree on paper but I'm not sure I would say they typically "earn it" or """refrain from rampantly cheating to obtain it"""

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[–] Konran 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There was once a young man named Kameljit.

Who came over to Scotland to study a bit.

One day he was caught

Euphemistically 'short',

So 'cleverly' jumped onto a bin to have a shit!

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[–] CervicalStrike 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

TOP KEK reminder we all beez da same an sheeit you cannot shit on the floor an sheeeeeit! (but if you do you're equal to your new brown bretheren We all beez da same

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