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[–] DEA_sockpuppet 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

video opens to bowl of veggies

Well what's the worse than can happen?

56 seconds later

Oh lordy.

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[–] PenguinOrgy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's like she tries to punish whatever vegetable accidently crosses her path.

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[–] ZackMorris78 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

At this point I don't know why I think otherwise that it will be a healthy episode but it makes the trainwreck that much more enjoyable to watch.

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Her videos are best described as how to make everything unhealthy.

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[–] mk46gunner 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

.... Gross Runtime: 2m49s (169s)

Opening/Closing Titles: 6.5s ea, 13s total.

Net Runtime: 2m36s (156s)

Edits/Jump Cuts/Perspective Changes/Something... 66

Average runtime between cuts: 2.364s

I'm not completely sure how accurate the total cuts count is on this video as I was starting to get a bit disgusted by the sound of it stirring that concoction after adding in Gouda cheese/glory hole floor mop-ups. I kinda quit paying attention at that point. It did look like a couple cuts were possibly just changes in camera angle... but at this point I don't give a fuck and I'm not watching that shit again. Its videos have more cutting and screen jumping than a Michael Bay film if he were to suddenly develop Parkinson's and a coke addiction on top of having undiagnosed ADD.

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[–] Squarshed 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I am having a harder and harder time understanding this ham when it speaks, and I don't think it has anything to do with the cuts every half a second.

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[–] lard_loather 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

At the end: "imma serve this with a side salad" bitch please. Don't lie to us

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[–] bkr45678 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nah, she prob will, with a cup of ranch on it.