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[–] Sueshia101 6 points -2 points (+4|-6) ago  (edited ago)

Or ya'll could be assuming too much.

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[–] Dinoczar 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

That dude's body is really oddly proportioned. His head is like 3/4 the size it should be, and he skips leg day.

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That guy doesn't even look real.

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[–] faizi199BC 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget the finger

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[–] Tzitzimitl 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] 9482208? 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The guy's arm is about as thick as her waist, I hate to imagine how they even sleep next to each other (I imagine like a regular guy cuddling a Barbie doll), let alone how they have sex (unless he is unnaturally small, such as from the aftermath of steroid abuse, and/or she is unnaturally wide, like what would happen if she kept stuffing bigger and bigger objects inside herself).

EDIT: I didn't say steroid use, I said steroid abuse, as in "taking so much of it beyond the standard dosage that your body starts to reject it and experiences the side effects", and I only meant it as a half-joke because of the guy's weird head size and extra-bulky arms over extra-thin legs not looking like natural muscle gain proportions.

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[–] faizi199BC 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Steroid use does not affect penis size

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[–] Dibgick 1 point 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

@syriansareterrorists steroid use affects all soft tissue development including ears, tongue, intestines and the nether parts.

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[–] ObscureReference ago 

Not personally used, but urban legend is is shrinks your unit?

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[–] pessimisticsteel 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Increased artificial testosterone increases penis size, but because of the decreased need for testicles they shrivel into raisins.

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I don't know about the sleeping part, but as far as the sex goes, I'm sure he just throws her wherever he wants her and shoves it in. What's she going to do about it?

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[–] ZYX321 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago  (edited ago)

And pretty dumb if you think being muscular or having a wide frame results in a larger dick size.

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[–] hatecrime 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Wtf?

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[–] wesofx 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

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[–] zquad 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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[–] 9483043? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

gag

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[–] TheRealAmalek ago 

He uses his Cueball

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[–] FlimsyArmadillo [S] 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Awww

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[–] Totenglocke 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Aww, her son has Benjamin Button disease. How sad.

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[–] sonickid101 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] HighEnergyLife 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Women say they want a huge D until they get one. If his junk is as big as you'd think it is, her pussy is either bombed out to oblivion, or he doesn't actually get to enjoy sex because he can't fully sink it in her. He's prob normal sized though. Just don't ask her, women have no idea what normal sized means

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[–] IforgotMYpASS 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"Just don't ask her, women have no idea what normal sized means"

Thank god. amirite?

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[–] HighEnergyLife ago 

https://youtu.be/XbdLOB0JO2g

They all want 7" cocks, good luck girls

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