16 years old.
Family holiday in Vanuatu.
Sneak out late night.
Drink stacks of Kava (national drink).
Follow up with 1/2 bottle vodka + red bull.
Dancing, Partying.
Black...
Wake up in random hotel room.
Maid vacuuming round feet.
Covered in mud and scratches.
Missing wallet & watch.
Go downstairs to lobby.
Meet family for breakfast.
Go horse riding all day.
Plenty more stories, this was the only time I ever blacked out.
[–] Grospoliner 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Half a bottle of scotch in one night. Threw up in a cardboard box at 3 in the morning, spend the next 5 hours with a hammering headache because I was at a friends house and he didn't have any ibuprofen in his bathroom and had taken my keys sometime during the evening. Also cleaned up the puke that leaked through the cardboard box during this time.
[–] CommanderPao ago
Rubbing a hot guys leg on a bed then rolling over saying "NOOOOOOOO" and pouting when a mutual friend asks "SO [hot guy] HOW IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?" Embarrassing.
[–] bourbonexpert [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Girls live in a totally different reality
[–] CommanderPao ago
Ive done crazier things drunk, but i always embarrase myself around this guy while drunk. This memory makes me internally cringe so bad which makes it so memorable
[–] armday2day 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
DUI, went to jail, shit sucked
[–] bourbonexpert [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yup. I'd gladly pay 1000 for a cab rather than the shit I had to deal with
[–] 9459740? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Shots creep on you so sneakily. Left a club in the back seat of my cousins car asleep. Woke halfway to my house about to piss myself. Demanded to pull over. Get out, get it out while cars behind me speed by. Ahhh such a relief. Get back in the car and there's pee all over my pants. Cousin tells the story every single time.
[–] DammitMoonMoon 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
went to a friend's house for game night or something. Had some kind of fruity frozen cocktail, didn't really feel anything. She had a bottle of tequila with about 2 shots left in it. I did one, friend did another. Still no big deal and I didn't like any of the other liquor she had in the house. She tells me, oh go look in the freezer on the back porch, there's some stuff in there.
I go look and what do I find? Everclear. Hadn't drank that gasoline since high school but I bring it in. By now I'm buzzed a bit from earlier drinks. When I get buzzed I think I'm superhuman and can drink everything. I'm going to do a straight up shot of everclear. Everyone in the room tells me I'm crazy but I laugh them off. Do my straight shot of everclear. 5 minutes later I'm sitting there holding my head up with my elbow on the table, head cradled in hand. 5 minutes later I'm not feeling too good. Wander off without saying a word to anyone. Go to the bathroom to puke, while puking shit my pants at the same time. Too drunk to go tell anyone what has happened, crawl into the first bed I can find. Have to get up 2 more times to puke, shit at the same time. Still too drunk and now too embarrassed to tell anyone. Crawl back in the bed I found.
3:00 a.m. rolls around and friend comes looking for me. By now I'm starting to sober up just a bit. Tell her what happened. She gets me clean clothes and I wash off while still drunk. Lay a blanket on top of the bed I had laid in with my shitty pants on, go back to sleep. Wake up about 2 in the afternoon the next day but have to get my hungover arse in the shower and start washing her bed sheets.
Will never drink everclear again.
[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
On my 25th birthday I decided I was going to get drunker than I ever had. Something about a 1/4 century or some nonsense. So I started out with a bottle of scotch, took it to work with me at the pub, sipped on it every chance I got, the bartenders and waitresses kept bringing me back shots and fucked up drinks. I Left work early with about 1/3 of my bottle gone and a serious start to my drunk going. Got to my buddies and we did some jello shots more drinking and some party games. At some point I passed out on the lawn for a few minutes while trying to make a snow angel in the dead grass, I ended up on the bottom of a couple dog piles, made out with my friends wife a smidgen, and then the call of nature struck at some point and I ran to the bathroom. Right as I started to unleash the flood gates I felt my stomach start to gurgle, here I am having whiskey shits and I need to unload my gut. I frantically looked around for a trash can or other container for my puke but the trash can was over flowing and the shits wouldn't stop, so I did what any sane man would do i tried to reach the tub in front of me. I didn't make it. I did make it as far as between my legs though and loaded up my pants with a nice big puddle of barf. As soon as my orifices settled down I called for help screaming drunkenly at the other not so drunks that I needed pants. My buddy came to the rescue.
[–] DammitMoonMoon ago
At least you didn't shit in them at the same time as puking like I did. Totally not cool man.
[–] JesusRules 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
wahahahahahaa, that's fucking gross!
[–] MillstoneNecklace ago
Jagermeister.
[–] bourbonexpert [S] ago
I've had three experiences with Jager Meister. The first I lost my car for four or five hours the second I drunkenly hit on my bosses wife, and the third I ran over a stop sign. I will never drink Jaeger again
[–] MillstoneNecklace ago
Yeah, we have an agreement. I don't drink it and it doesn't make me sick.