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[–] cyks 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Dollars have value. They are nicely cut and beautifully designed. If you try to print some, people with fancy gear will take them and shoot you if you try to stop them. If you are earning dollars honestly and decide to cheat to earn more, people with fancy gear will stop you and take your dollars. Sometimes, people with fancy gear will fly around the world and fuck people up if they get in the way of the dollar, improving its recognition. Only something that stores some value can provoke such a following.

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[–] HashTagFU 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You're thinking of the petro dollar which admittedly looks exactly like a regular dollar.

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[–] Tor1 ago 

When you give actually valuable items for funny carton comix. You're already cheated.

You're starving and nothing to eat but a wish sandwich. A central bank delicacy wherein you've put your two hands together and wish you had some meat.

Dollars are like hall passes and free lunch cards after the cosplay bully boys took all your actual lunch. And stomped on your guarden and prison raped your only goat. It's protection payola get yourself a nice trinket.