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[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They weren't there to help, just to watch the stupidity blossom.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

It begs the question...how? why?

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[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Of all the things to attempt to masturbate with in your house, why a wrench?

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[–] Wolfspider [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe he thought it was a wench?

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[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Touche (although not sure the pun works in Chinese)

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[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i bet it was a 8mm wrench

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[–] Germ22 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

37 year old man, needs parents concent for an operation?