[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Of all the things to attempt to masturbate with in your house, why a wrench?
[–] Wolfspider [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe he thought it was a wench?
[–] JohnPaulJones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Touche (although not sure the pun works in Chinese)
[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They weren't there to help, just to watch the stupidity blossom.