[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm willing to bet those fatarses both looked 60 anyway so I don't understand their argument.
[–] mastermeatlock 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Your problem was you didn't go to a walmart. It's the closest thing the US has to the Freak Shows from 100 years ago.
[–] HateCumbuckets 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I love older ladies and gents. The lack of filter is always a laugh. Bravo sir!
[–] fupascooper 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
55 year old mum here--GO lord and lady. Bravo. And, the major fuckmonsters primarily live in the middle of the country; the south and midwest would make your eyes bleed. I live on the west coast, and we are starting to get infiltrated, but it isn't as bad. That's why I love midwest/southern shitlords so damn much: They are surrounded by butter haulers.
[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your wife sounds awesome. You need to introduce her to FPH (assuming she's not on here already)
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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I saw one while walking the dog down a park trail the other day. It honestly shocked me, both because I almost never see anyone out on our walks (it's 95f+ these days), and because she was fit as all hell. I just don't see women that good looking often around here.
[–] Benweiser22 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trust me there are just as many fatties in NYC, they're everywhere