[–] Jerry_the_grape ago
Guide to making coffee for fats: step one - put one tablespoon of ground coffee power into cup step two - fill cup with sugar step three - dump one tablespoon of water in cup and there you have it, your guide to making coffee for the "horizontally challenged".
[–] AlanTuringsGhost ago
Just double the amount of beetus next time, speeding the grease golems along towards their Final Destination.
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[–] Ana-banana [S] ago
I got bored and replicated a coffee this one lady ordered with half of the entire 12oz cup full of cream and probably an inch thick of sugar in the cup out of curiosity because these people like their sugar. It was horrible I almost threw up, like I know I'm sensitive to sugar but jeez how can people drink that.
[–] Trogdor300 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Should have lied and said you put extra , extra sugar and syrup in there. Also write the calorie count on the side just to troll them
[–] Ana-banana [S] ago
I honestly doubt this guy even knew what a calorie was. Probably wouldn't have made a difference.
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[–] Runner4lyfe87 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Coffee should be drunk black, or maybe a light splash of milk. Anything else and it becomes a dessert.
[–] alc0 ago
Did it try to keep the original?